Mudplow 

Three in the stink; none in the pink.
Without permission inserting three fingers into a partners anus, which are neither a thumb or a pinky.

The skank would not get off me, so I decided the best way to get out of shitstorm is to use a mudplow.

Mudplow by Joegetto August 25, 2009

Sheboygan Mudplow 

The act of taking a shit on the floor, then proceeding to fuck your partner from behind while her face is pushed through your shit on the floor.

Did you hear what Ollie did last night? He gave Nina the old Sheboygan Mudplow last night. She can't get the brown stain off her forehead.

Sheboygan Mudplow by Martell and Stebbins August 31, 2013

Hershey Mudplow  

The act of shitting into your hand, making a tight fist, and plowing it into a vagina.

Sally thought her boyfriend was gonna give her a snow cone, instead she needed a prompt douche to wash out the remnants of a Hershey Mudplow. Hershey Mudplow

Hershey Mudplow by california taint paint November 4, 2008

mudblowing 

like snowblowing, but ... muddier

woman eats out man's ass, then makes out with man, without cleaning out her mouth

mudblowing by drigz March 1, 2004

Mud plow 

Sex act where the man sticks it in her pooper while holding both legs in his hands, and proceeds to drive her around like a hand plow

Yeah, I took her out to the field and did some mud plowing

Mud plow by Fappy McFudgepacker April 27, 2011

Pennsylvania mud plow

Penetrating the anus of a girl with your penis or dildo (if a lesbian) really fast to create a warming sensation from the friction. Then pull out and slide the object of penetration up and down the ass crack of the girl. Every time you reach the top or the bottom of the ass crack make a loud BEEP noise.

my mom heard me Beeping last night and asked what i was doing. i said i was performing the pennsylvania mud plow for the first time. She said like father like son

Pennsylvania mud plow by thatonebro March 28, 2011

mississippi mud plow 

It's when you poop during sex and the girl layers it on the breasts and you lick it up while she is lactating milk.

Me and this girl started to do a Mississippi Mud Plow. I now have herpies.

mississippi mud plow by God is real 78 October 28, 2013