The best non-existant MMORPG the world will ever not have. This game will re-invent the days of the Zelda: A Link to the past & Graal Online.
The turmoil brought upon the peaceful lands by the coming of the gods - Micah, Dustin & Jared.
The evil god Dustin the Great is moving to build an empire and slaughter the Jews of the Free Lands and rule as his idol Hitler once did. Micah the Pure has been chasing Dustin for an eternity; and is attempting to foil these evil plans and bring justice to the Free Lands. While these immortal beings brawl for the fate of humanity, Jared the Wise seeks to bring neutrality to the lands and have the good & evil of the Free Lands seperated and at peace. He does not wish for Dustin to be defeated because he believes his power may become useful one day.
It is up to the people of the Free Lands to decide which role they will play in the fate of their world.. Is their world corrput and needing to be purged by Dustin the Great? Or Perhaps redeemed by Micah the Pure? Or does their salvation lie with Jared the Wise, where their world can live seperated but among their own kind.
Select between 6 classes!
Sword Users
Axe Users
Mace Users
Knife Users
Magic Users
Bow Users
Journey to level 50 to experience the thrill of Muchale!
Skill points awarded each level to allow you custom select your abilities & stats! (these are refundable via in game currency)
Dungeons that include distinct bosses that require strategic playstyle! These bosses include Dragons, Zombies, Pirates, Ninjas, Trolls & more!
Classic turn-based PvP system!
Pledge yourself to either of the three gods: Dustin, Micah, Jared!
Teleport system to get around faster!
Massive explorable lands including 2 continents, 28 total zones and 4 major cities.
Fun Mini-games to earn non-combat prizes and earn fame throghout the Free Lands!
The turmoil brought upon the peaceful lands by the coming of the gods - Micah, Dustin & Jared.
The evil god Dustin the Great is moving to build an empire and slaughter the Jews of the Free Lands and rule as his idol Hitler once did. Micah the Pure has been chasing Dustin for an eternity; and is attempting to foil these evil plans and bring justice to the Free Lands. While these immortal beings brawl for the fate of humanity, Jared the Wise seeks to bring neutrality to the lands and have the good & evil of the Free Lands seperated and at peace. He does not wish for Dustin to be defeated because he believes his power may become useful one day.
It is up to the people of the Free Lands to decide which role they will play in the fate of their world.. Is their world corrput and needing to be purged by Dustin the Great? Or Perhaps redeemed by Micah the Pure? Or does their salvation lie with Jared the Wise, where their world can live seperated but among their own kind.
Select between 6 classes!
Sword Users
Axe Users
Mace Users
Knife Users
Magic Users
Bow Users
Journey to level 50 to experience the thrill of Muchale!
Skill points awarded each level to allow you custom select your abilities & stats! (these are refundable via in game currency)
Dungeons that include distinct bosses that require strategic playstyle! These bosses include Dragons, Zombies, Pirates, Ninjas, Trolls & more!
Classic turn-based PvP system!
Pledge yourself to either of the three gods: Dustin, Micah, Jared!
Teleport system to get around faster!
Massive explorable lands including 2 continents, 28 total zones and 4 major cities.
Fun Mini-games to earn non-combat prizes and earn fame throghout the Free Lands!
Micah: "We're calling it Muchale."
Jared: "What the Hell does Muchale mean?"
Micah: "I have no idea but we're using it."
Dustin: "It means the coming of the Apocalypse in my tongue!!"
Jared: "What the Hell does Muchale mean?"
Micah: "I have no idea but we're using it."
Dustin: "It means the coming of the Apocalypse in my tongue!!"
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by beatmesilly March 6, 2005
Get the muchalles mug.Charming and witty comedian from Seattle, Washington, Joel McHale is mostly famous for his hilarious hosting on the E! show, The Soup, making fun of diserving celebrities for the common person's enjoyment. If you don't at least get a chuckle from it, you're probably dead. So you might want to get that checked out. But before that, Joel was part of Almost Live!, a local sketch-comedy TV show in Seattle.
Apart from The Soup, Joel stars in the NBC show, Community playing a lawyer who has to go back to college after having his degree deem invalid by the State Bar. Really hilarious show and should be watched.
His major movie role was in The Informant! with Matt Damon playing FBI agent Robert Herndon.
Joel also tours the country (and once Australia) doing his stand up comedy act.
Apart from The Soup, Joel stars in the NBC show, Community playing a lawyer who has to go back to college after having his degree deem invalid by the State Bar. Really hilarious show and should be watched.
His major movie role was in The Informant! with Matt Damon playing FBI agent Robert Herndon.
Joel also tours the country (and once Australia) doing his stand up comedy act.
- Quick! Change it to The Soup! Joel McHale is on and makes my week so much better!
- We went to go see Joel McHale do stand up last night, man did my side fucking hurt!
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- We went to go see Joel McHale do stand up last night, man did my side fucking hurt!
- Joel McHale is the hottest albino man on the face of the earth! I just cannot resist his skinny ties, his humor, his tall frame and his huge hands! And we all know what huge hands mean...!
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