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are you feeling it now mr.krabs 

Spongebob:are you feeling it now mr.krabs
Krabs:AHHHHH

Mr. Krabs 

An underwater crab who is very greedy and will kill for any amount of money, big or small. He also has crab lice, which runs rampant in his house because of all the two cent hookers that he pays only two cents to sleep with him. They are usually ones with a snatch that smells like fish and that has wizard sleeves.
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh!"
Spongebob: "What's wrong Mr. Krabs?"
Mr. Krabs: "Me genitals is itching!"
Spongebob: "Mr. Krabs, you really should stop sleeping with those prostitutes."
Mr. Krabs: "Aargh! Shut up, boy! You haven't even been laid yet!"
*Spongebob begins to cry.
Mr. Krabs by Alyssaisthebomb February 18, 2011

can you feel it now mr. krabs

Art Thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs...
the question that has stumble philosophers for ages. What if Mr. Krabs can feel it without feeeeeling it?

are you feeling it now mr krabs

Spongebob: Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?

Patrick: Oh i'm feeling it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spongebob: PATRICK THAT IS NOT A RIDE!
He traded his best employees soul to a ghost pirate for 69 cents. Thats all you need to know. Oh yea, he also owns a Fast Food restaurant and apparently fucked a whale. He also fights with a plankton that is a too big for its size.
Mr Krabs by GitGudBilly June 13, 2017

Mr. Krabs 

A crab who is unfair, in something, attempting to oppress a yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea/ocean, and standing in the presence of a concession facility. That crab also is drove by money and greed while a yellow sponge is roasting him.
Mr. Krabs is unfair! Mr. Krabs is in there! Standing at concession! Plotting his oppression!