Mr Harry

Usually very short and shy, a Mr Harry holds the power to deter anyone from coming anywhere near him due to his registration on the child sex offender list. Mr Harry is never invited to parties as he usually takes it into his own hands and ruins it.

Hes pulled a Mr Harry, what a fuckwit...

by MentalMonkey456 July 26, 2020

mr hardy

getting a blowjob while eating ice cream.

guy1 man that mr hardy i got was awesome, sprinkles and all.

guy2 did the brain freeze make it better?

guy1 no but i froze her brain with my cream.

by jonny p stoufer July 28, 2010

Mr Hardy

Teacher with a wham nose who has a train ticket. he cuts his own hair for convenience over looks, and he is an all round bless guy. half the class still got a u on his test though so he's a bit rubbish but not to worry

Miss Jennings: do u have a crush on me?
Mr Hardy: yes
Miss Jennings: lol ur nose is big
Mr Hardy: sket

by IeuansMum:SoHotItsNotEvenFunny November 27, 2021

mr.hardy

A name for a penis that is erect. A good name for a person that always have an erection.

*a man walks by erect* Hey everybody, look! It's mr.hardy! or; Hey babe, you want to meet mr.hardy? That guy LOVES to party!

by willie989 January 18, 2010

mr hardy

that one science teacher thats way too familiar with how kidnappers keep kids quiet

person a: yo did you hear about mr hardy the other day
person b: guess we know how he got his name

by poggersgaylord September 11, 2021