Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

the most beautiful soul i could ever hope to meet.

Hello Im Mrs Mortensen

by Linsay March 14, 2004

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

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and mine

me: oh aragorn show me your sword
aragorn: you can see my sword anytime

by kate January 2, 2004

Mortensen

Someone who is usually pissy. Kind of a bitch. They dye their hair red or green because they just don't give a fuck.
Also known as a sexual freak.

Man 1: You see that girl over there?
Man 2: Yeah... she seems like such a Mortensen.

by 12344552gvg February 7, 2019

Ned Mortensen

Ned Mortensen is famously known as Vape God. He managed to get a job at a legal company named Roberts Legal.
How he did this was unknown. You can even check him out on the Roberts Legal website.

Bruh, you're as cracked as Ned. (Ned Mortensen)

by jom jom August 17, 2020