Morphy's Law

Refers to the often-experienced situation of frustration and lack of progress/advancement caused by the infamous "double-face" that so many lazy/selfish/insensitive people rapidly vacillate between, depending on current conditions --- one moment they may be robustly cheerful and agreeably open-minded, and then if someone mentions an unwelcome subject or task, they suddenly "morph" into an irritable depressed "limp rag" who does not wish to bestir himself or cooperate/assist in any way.

Morphy's Law: The level of energy/patience/good humor that someone possesses is in direct inverse proportion to the desirability of the topic under discussion, the amount of strenuous labor involved in a proposed task, etc.

Morphy's Law by QuacksO January 4, 2017

kendall morphy

very pretty girl who doesnt get enough credit for it.

That girl is such a kendall morphy.

kendall morphy by Katie Taylor December 9, 2008

murphysexual 

(From Dear Evan Hansen) A sexual or romantic attraction to both Connor and Zoe Murphy, something resulting into not knowing whom you have stronger affections

this may also be recognized as Bisexuality

Evan found himself questioning his sexuality when not only was he in love with Zoe Murphy but felt somewhat attracted to her older brother, Connor. he found out that he was Murphysexual

murphysexual by PriaSama June 14, 2017

Morph Cock 

The male appendage ( cock ) that appears to change over time due to sexual circumstance and hunger . The morph cock can become larger, more girthy & lengthy, changing shape and rigidity.

She felt that his morph cock became even more engorged and hard the more he wanted her in all different ways, his cock was always changing shape and she loved it !

Morph Cock by Bella-gal August 20, 2019

Emily Murphy 

Cheese like substance with pungent odor present in unwashed skin folds of the body.

Attorney with Administrator of General Services Administration in the White House.

As she wiped Emily Murphy from her nether regions, she gagged at the putrid odor.

White House staffer Emily Murphy disagrees with the election results and is derelict in her duties as Administrator of General Services.

Emily Murphy by SocietyPunisher November 9, 2020

Ryan Murphy

When you ate high quality and exquisite foods but you barfed them all over the place while being puzzled or careless as to how you'll clean it up in the end.

Friend: I just made a Ryan Murphy last night at the bar. I don't know what to do about it so I just left it there all messed up as is.

Ryan Murphy by krumpbabby March 27, 2016

Jesus Murphy 

A phrase uttered by Canadians who stub their toes. By replacing "Christ" with "Murphy," these Canadians manage to avoid hell.

(toe is stubbed) Jesus Murphy!

Jesus Murphy by FNods May 20, 2012