center moriches

a small town on long island that has a population of about 6000, its a good town but nothing good happens, than again nothing bad happens eather.

center moriches is hella good but if you live in the dez it sucks

by big tim August 24, 2004

East Moriches

A small town on the eastern south shore of long island. Not the most exciting place but in a really good area. Most kids go to westhampton high school. generally a wealthy are made up of large houses or smaller summer homes where people live year round. everyones basically white and girls are preppy. everyone there parties in the hamptons year round.

hey jen lets go to my summer house out in east moriches

sounds good!

by longislandchick November 29, 2009

East Moriches

A miniscule town on the south shore of Long Island. It's got a grand total of two delis and a gas station. Main attractions include shit-ass deli sandwiches and a plentiful drug market. Population: white gangsters, future delinquents, burn-outs, abercrombie&fitch-wearing chicks, & old people. It's known as EMO (irony?) by the elementary/middle schoolers.

This town is as boring as fuck, but it's no East Moriches.

by that whiite kid. December 16, 2008

East moriches

A shitty town with a deli that is run by a dumb cunt/dike/bitch. This shitty town is filled with ugly girls. it has a shitty school with shitty teachers (most of them). theres nothing to do in this town.

Jeffry:jonny wanna go to east moriches?

johnny: what the fuck is wrong with you? that town sucks big hairy nut sacks

by buntrell February 4, 2009

Center Moriches high school

A ghetto small school in a small town each grade consists of roughly 100 students- more drama happens here then at a teen girls slumber party, all the boys are fuck boys and all the girls like it, this school has many pointless fights and according to “ Center Moriches tv” we also have a very huge “vaping epidemic”. Please don’t vape. Actually fuck that shit yolo. The bathrooms are more disguising then your local prison and get hot boxed more then your local trap house. The teachers are pedos and don’t teach shit. Everyone fails are you are lucky to make it past 8th grade with a gpa over a 65.

Girl 1: what’s that really shitty school called by the hamptons.

Girl 2: ohhhh you mean Center Moriches high school

by Richbish1234 December 4, 2018