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known as moravian highschool. EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR BUISNESS LEGIT.

all but one of the soroitys are weird
all but on of the fraternities are weird

squirells are everywhere

you most likey will get in trouble one day... it happens

interesting people attend here including a bunch of grenades and dykes.

"smokin the reeeefer"

jo smith- "hoe smith" or lesbians
rau-if you enjoy going to sleep at 8pm this is the perfect dorm for you
hassler- no one cares
willy- again, no one cares... grimy
bernie- where its at... PARRRRRRRTYYYYYYYYy dorm
dudeeee, moravian college is part two of my highschool life.
by niiiiggga wit money December 06, 2010
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The third oldest University in the United States, located in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Consisting of two campuses over two miles apart with a violent gang-ridden ghetto between as well as about two blocks worth of upscale restaurants and shops. A popular choice for students from New Jersey and Pennsylvania, as well as international students whose families enjoy the privacy of a small college with a strong liberal arts program. Attached to Moravian Seminary and strongly affiliated with other schools in the area such as Muhlenburg, Lehigh, and Lafayette.
"Are you sure you'll be okay walking home at night?"
"Of course- I went to Moravian College... I made it through four years without getting shot once despite being an art major with my dorm in North!"
by Foxnight February 24, 2015
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