Moose-fly

Cross between a moose and a fly. It makes a WWoonkbzzzzzp*
sound. At about an inch tall the moosefly is often considered to be either a very large fly, or a very small moose. They eat people...

spaZmodius: Hey. Look at that moose-fly. We should run.
Random onlooker: Nah. What a moose-fly gonna do? *get's eaten*
spaZmodius: Shit! Now how do I explain this to the president...

Moose-fly by spaZmodius November 5, 2005

flying moose knuckle 

its when a obeast bitch skydives and lands on someone and they get sucked up her vag cat.

OMS, did you see that guy get the flying moose knuckle?
can he breathe?
whered he go?

flying moose knuckle by MegaMarthaTheFlyinMooseKnuckle August 9, 2009

Flying Moose 

Ok, so picture this: You're doing someone in the ass and you stand up tall.

You stretch out your fingers and put your thumgs in your ears so your fingers are pointing up.

and shout MOOOOO

George(while having anal intercourse): Hey, have you ever heard of the Flying moose?)
Sally: No...What are you doing
George(Stands up tall and puts thumbs in ears and stretches out fingers): MOOOOO

Flying Moose by Flying Moose September 21, 2006

flying moose-fuck 

Saying you don't care about something. Saying something is meaningless.

I don't give a flying moose-fuck if Sally comes along. She could drop dead today and I wouldn't notice.

flying moose-fuck by Mister Decent June 29, 2011

Flying moose 

Whilst face plowing your lover and the sac is on their forehead. a fellow spreads sac over the forehead in a wing like fashion.

I was skull fucking vanessa when I decided to cover her eyes with a flying moose

Flying moose by Klumaverik March 13, 2019