moose meat

a man with a huge cock

tripod, wang, cock, dick, penis

cdm's got moose meat.

girl: omg (insert boys name) has a huge cock
nex time u see dude: whatchu been on moose meat

by 815 bda holla February 25, 2008

canoe full of moose meat

a large sloppy vagina

That box of hers looks like a canoe full of moose meat.

by Bob November 13, 2003

Canoe full of moose meat

When a woman has very large protruding inner labia resembling roast beef.

Damn dude! that chicks cooch looked like a canoe full of moose meat!

by Lothar January 13, 2018