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a word thats offensive to all guys; meaning weak, stupid, ugly, and weird. also everything else that would offend a guy. if you call a guy a mooose, be prepared for the worst.
girl: you're sucha MOOOSE.
boy: wowowowowowowo you did NOT just go there, !@$& you !

girl: ok ?
mooose by themoosepeople April 4, 2010
Words you can keep
Verb: the act of Moooseing around usually defined by doing lots of research about Covid-19, or making reckless food while learning on Zoom. Another common symptom is many Amazon gadgets.

Noun: A certified OG that defines the laws of existence and singlehandedly fixes the world's problems.
Oh Jill? She's just Moooseing around, give her some antlers asap.

You know your in a mooosey vibe when you wake up with one foot completely off the bed.
Mooose by The OG Scrub March 31, 2020
Related Words

MOOOSE-TACHE 

When a male slides his genitalia across a woman's upper lip, leaving a perfect shape of semen resembling a moustache. This sex act is named after its creator K-MOOSE.
"Yo man, that girl straight up got a MOOOSE-TACHE mang!" "He busted a MO)OSE-TACHE on that freak homie!" "On the real, she loved it when I gave her a MOOOSE-TACHE!"
MOOOSE-TACHE by KMOS January 14, 2009
The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.
When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!

moosehoops

Slang for rims. The visible and shiny part of a wheel that supports a vehicle's tires.
Yoooo dude I just copped this sick all black brand new Audi. You know that means I gotta murder it out with some ill moosehoops!

When I drive by you'll know because my 22 inch moosehoops will be spinning.

Wash those muddy ass moosehoops son!

You're such a moosehoop.
moosehoops by Fact June 19, 2011

moose drool beer 

moose drool beer - Moose Drool is the world's premier brown ale produced by

Big Sky Brewing Company....
(Not to be confused with moosehead beer aka moosehead Lager).

They claim it Goes Best With

Burgers; buffalo wings; Asian food; Mexican food; spicy food; nutty food; fried food; pizza; steaks
Moose drool beer is chocolate brown in color with a creamy texture. A malty beer with just enough hop presence to keep it from being too sweet. The aroma mostly comes from the malt with a hint of spice added by the hops. Moose Drool is brewed with pale, caramel, chocolate, and whole black malts; and Kent Goldings, Liberty, and Willamette hops.

Big sky brewery is based in 5417 Trumpeter Way, Missoula, MT 59808
moose drool beer by Blu_leef March 10, 2023

moose head beer 

Moose head beer aka MOOSEHEAD LAGER
Is a Canadian premium Lager comes in
A green top & white bottom can or bottle ( reminds you of genesee cream ale),

Blue and white for Light beer , black and white for pale ale , all silver can for their cracked canoe white is a light premium Lager , lastly their moosehead Radler which has fruity flavors such as grapefruit, peach,mango,strawberry and Lemon
Which is also a Lager but infused with 15% fruit juice intended for summer .

Also see a similar but unrelated beer called moose drool.
Moose head beer aka moosehead lager was Founded by a woman in 1867. We lived through two wars. We survived a fire. We overcame the Halifax Explosion. we competed as an independent company against breweries 100 times our size. We haven’t just survived – we’ve thrived. And while others back down, we outlast.

Sold throughout Canada, the United States, and in select countries around the world, our flagship Moosehead Lager is often regarded as Canada’s premium lager. This golden, refreshing lager offers a fine balance between malt sweetness and hop bitterness. Brewed with 100% Canadian two-row pale malt and Moosehead’s own lager yeast, Moosehead Lager is cool-fermented and cold-aged to impart its award-winning flavour.

Based in SAINT JOHN, NB 89 MAIN STREET WEST
SAINT JOHN, NB
E2M 3H2
moose head beer by Blu_leef March 10, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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