moontimes

"that time of the month" for the female types, if ya know what im sayin

joann couldn't wear her white pants today, because of the moontimes.

by Bill McGassy October 6, 2008

cessation of the moontimes

when the female types stop getting the moontimes, aka MENOPAUZ

my mom really has been sassy recently, probably due to the cessation of the moontimes.

by Bill McGassy October 6, 2008

Moonride

When two friends go on a secret car-ride adventure, driving aimlessly and snorting mass amounts of cocaine without stopping the car. The person sitting in the passenger seat is always the designated chopper. For best results, when it is the driver's turn to snort. The passenger will have one hand holding the surface and the other hand holding the wheel.

- "This calls for a moonride."

or

- "Oh man, I was so wired last night from all that moonriding" (except, you wouldn't be saying this BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING SECRET!)

by OBEYTHEWHITE January 3, 2011

Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider

the most un-holy of all sex positions. resembling a 2 person dog pile. Its like a horizontal game of twister where the dots are arranged around your partner. Also includes one inadament object sticking out at a strange angle. (DIMM)

Riley: So we walked into tommy's room and saw him and Bor Bor Bear in the most unholy postion ever!!

Goose: Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider !?!?!?

Riley: Ya!!!

by One- Knighter August 24, 2008

moontiey

it means the moon being a cutie patootie:p

YOU SHOULD FOLLOW MOONTIEY ON INSTAGRAM or not wtvr 😒

by Smirnoff :p September 24, 2020

moonwidego

moonwidego, someone you should subscribe to

person 1: OMG have you subbed to moonwidego??
person 2: ofc I have moonwidego is someone you should be subbed to!!

by hello people of the internet September 22, 2021

Moontiding

When a Domme waterboards their sub with pussy juice or piss.

"My sub was acting up today, so I showed him what moontiding was. He was very obedient afterward."

by OriginalName4444 February 22, 2023