monte girls

Of extreme superior and magnificent quality. One off rarity. Transcends human pittance. Speaks like a saint, acts like a God. Of highest moral importance. Pure quality, as compared with the likes of Loretto and Wenona.

Person a: Wow! That girls damn fine
Person b: Na man she's a Loretto
(Person a runs far, far away and can be seen on the horizon)
Person a (shouts out):Man, here comes some Monte girls! Look at that angelic glow.
(person b sprints back)
Person b: Sweet as! Boo yah!

by Monte is da best December 4, 2005

Slap Ass Month (girls)

Slap Ass Month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of October where girls slap boys asses in retaliation to the boys slapping the girls

slap ass month (girls)

by Jennywlliamssss September 24, 2020

Monte girl

An offensive slang used against a breed of zombies. Monte girls are not born but rather initiated into a “school” where they are brainwashed into believing they are superior than all others. This makes monte girls extremely arrogant, entitled and most of all… dangerous.

1: “Is that a Monte girl?”
2: “No thats a brain eating zombie.”
1: “Aren’t they the same thing?”

by AntivaxDad8562 November 25, 2021

Don’t confuse the girls month

Guys are random snapping girls, and starts to worry about everything and every time. SIMP

Don’t confuse the girls month it’s basic, just tell her why you are snapping her and why you are worried.

by Ella_th0 October 20, 2020

National rub a girls leg month

National rub a girls leg month

National rub a girls leg month, you have to rub a girls leg unexpectedly in the month of October

by Kathlyn October 11, 2019

Birthday month girl

The girl whose birthday is being celebrated for the month leading up to her birthday. Everyday she receives something in the mail for her birthday. From postcards to sealed cards to wrapped packages.

"What's with the cool stuff you're getting in the mail?"
"I'm the birthday month girl."

"What's her deal?"
"She's the birthday month girl."
"Oh. So she's special."
"There's no talking to her."

by Mr Special November 2, 2018

National hug a girl month

Hug any girl to make her feel happy

National hug a girl month is when you can hug any Girl taken or not just make girls feel happy

by And-I-oop-sksksks-vsco October 17, 2019