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Monkey job 

A repetitive task, especially one requiring little or no conscious thought.
Flipping burgers is such a monkey job.
Monkey job by mattjm January 30, 2008
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Monkey job 

The act of during sexual intercourse, at the moment of orgasm, defecating into your hand and tossing your excrement into your partner's face while hooting loudly.
"Dude, she broke up with me!"
"Shit man, she say why?"
"No, but it might've had something to do with the monkey job I gave her last night"
Monkey job by Lokas Frost August 13, 2008

monkey job 

An expression of credulity or moderate odium towards an object or person, typically unrelated to primates and/or occupations
You dumbass monkey job, get it right next time before I sodomize you with a hedge trimmer.
monkey job by Sir H4x May 18, 2003

monkey job 

A monkey job means swinging from a bar and screaming loudly while giving a blowjob.

Very refreshing.
Cindy was much loved around the frat for her ability to give a fantastic monkey job.
monkey job by scodder April 29, 2010

white monkey job 

A white person who is tricked with or without knowing that he or she doing the job as a face value of that company. These jobs are usually available in a country where there aren't a lot of "white" foreigners. Examples: a white person is asked work at a restaurant. The owner/manager would use that "white" foreigner as a face to their restaurant. This is where the restaurant might get more attention or people coming in to their restaurant. So, it is basically an advertisement.
Owner: Hey you want to work for our company?
White person: sure.
-behind- the - scenes
Shady business.
----
Owner: we got a white person in our company. He/she will make us a lot of money. "Muhaha"* <~~ no one really does that but go on<~~~
manager: muhaha
White monkey job is a white foreigner work at a restaurant/company. Etc . As a face value.

A Monkeys Job

The job that Ryan does in his every day life.
See that Ryan fella. He works in a monkeys job
A Monkeys Job by KA1223 March 16, 2020

Staff Job double money 

Peter Parker wants a staff job but double money
Steve harvey: what will you spend this $1,000 on?
Peter Parker: staff job double money
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