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Monkey Kill

Monkey Kill - verb - To kill a person in the manner that a monkey/chimpanzee would kill a person; i.e. ripping a face off, biting off digits, and removing a person's genitalia forcibly and in a most rude manner, and then throwing feces on the victim.
That guy who found his daughter naked in the pervert's living-room should have monkey killed that son of a bitch on the spot.
by Dougie Dougster August 20, 2011
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monkey killer

Some one who has the urge to murder monkeys.
while swinging my friend's dog's monkey....i happened to rip the legs off.
by Hayley May 13, 2005
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Kill Monkeys

1) To play video football, esp. when without gaming talent

2) To play any video football game, e.g. EA Sports College Football 2012, with the strategy of pressing as many buttons as possible, in a random manner, once the play develops.
A) After a hard day at work, Leroy went home, had some scotch, and Killed some Monkeys for an hour or two. He then felt much better.

B) Brian went online to find someone to Kill Monkeys with, but his internet was down. So he had to play the computer.
by Ungabunga Jesus December 18, 2011
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kill-a-hooker money

celebrities who have entirely too much money that they can get away with anything.

ie. killing a hooker
OJ Simpson...we all know he got away with murder...

wanda sykes: i had some of my broke friends over so i got some good deals...
jay leno: you mean you dont have kill-a-hooker money??
wanda sykes: nope..

"oprah doesnt need to worry about anything ever 'cause she has kill-a-hooker money!!"
by anni411 January 30, 2007
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MoneyKillStealer

Known by many as Money, he's a legend within Military Police regiment in the Australian Army. But then was blacklisted for deleting his own documents. Now he's in the British Army currently as Executive Officer for United Kingdom Special Forces. One day he's going to be chief of United Kingdom Special Forces and become a legend once again, a legend who will rise from the ashes once again.
The Legend MoneyKillStealer is back.
by ZesuSteal March 27, 2022
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Killing money

Killing money means using lots of money on Unuseful stuff and non-needed items this stuff could be like over expensive stuff don’t be

a Money killer.
I don’t have enough money to start Killing money
by art_life_09 April 16, 2022
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Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
Cosmic activity in the financial area of your chart will encourage you to back up those big ideas you’ve been having with time, energy and money. The more you are willing to invest in yourself the more you will get back in return SO FUCK OFF OR GET KILLED
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