Me: dude the other day i made this uber mega mondo hogie. it was so rad

Ted: Sweet
by Jimbo232 July 21, 2006
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when you and a lovely woman or man are having intercor- sex! you bust your fat nutt into her mouth and kick her in the shin. then with your left foot you kick her in the cooch.(: thus causing her much pain and confusion. sometimes she will hurt her self in confusion other times she will spit out your nutt like a donkey. this is when you stop everything, pick up what you can of your nutt, sprinkle in on your toe, then you stick your toe into her cooch. 9 months later you will have an egg. you must crack then suddy side up frie the egg on a sunday. you then accuire the move Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick. you are now aloud to teach this move to one of your special pokemon. (can only be learned once) Move takes out 1000000 hp. or a one hit k-o. but your pokemon gets a raging hard on thus causing its attack, defense, speed, to go down, but its horneyness to sharply rise twice. See Mondo Donkey Saturday Punch (orriginated in Mexico in a mexican poptart plant while splicing febreze and semen)
Dude! Your Deoxys knows "Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick"!! No way!! Attack pikachu with it! Holy poo, he did a cartwheel and dodged it just like in episode 256!
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monokuma's butter, taka's boyfriend is now butter
Mondo butter, what a tragedy, what a bummer! smells great! wonder, what my pancakes will taste like now? So! Sad! You know, you should blame it all on that Junko! But grab a spoonful, and lets get ready for some chow!!

Mondo butter, what a tragedy what a bummer: Meaning the song that Monokuma had made for Mondo's execution (getting turned into butter)
by olikinne August 25, 2022
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describes an intense session of getting head from your girlfriend
dude, i just got mondo dome from my girl, i can barely move.
by livewire93 January 20, 2011
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describes an action or event as crazy or insane, but can also be used to describe something as stupid, idiotic, make-up or wrong
"But she said that you guys were like total BFFs!" said Brittany

"OMG That is total mondo fu fu-ness!!!!" said Tiffany
by life form from planet zeron January 2, 2009
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A secret codeword used by kids to warn others that someone is walking up who shouldn't hear what they are talking about. Such as a teacher, a snitch, or the person being talked about.
person 1: dude that party was nuts last night

person2: I know bro i was so drunk i even...

person 1 : Mondo Guac!!

teacher: hey boys hows it goin
by hihungryimdad May 2, 2023
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To experience a severe and violent episode of withdrawal as a result of not using Facebook.
Matthew hasn't checked Facebook today, so he's over on the floor sweating profusely and bleeding from the eyes and mouth. He's totally gone mondo.
by osujoe May 19, 2011
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