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ur mom day 

hey don’t forget about june 22nd is ur mom day
Example kid- “what’s ur favorite color” you- “ur mom”

National Cumblast Your Mom Day 

National Cumblast Your Mom day which is on June 15th, is a special day where you get to cumblast any mom you want and only moms. It can range from big booty milfs to itty bitty babes. It doesn’t matter what kind of mom, we love them all !! And who doesn’t like cumblasting ?
JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE

PART 3
Kakyoin: *throws controller* yo dude do you know what day it is today ?
Jotaro: no what day it is ?
Kakyoin: it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day !! you know what that means !?
* Kakyoin cumblasts Holy Kujo/ Jotaros Mom *
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PART 5
* Giorno goes up to Abbachio *
Giorno: Abbachio, it’s National Cumblast Your Mom Day and I’m gonna nut in your mom
Abbachio: not if I nut in yours first you shithead
* Abbachio fucks Bruno *

national fuck your mom day 

hey did you know it’s national fuck your mom day today?

National Greta's mom day 

A day to celebrate Greta's hot ass mom.
Soph: get off me hoe!

Greta's mom: No! It's national Greta's mom day

National Gay Mom Day 

My dear friend is like my therapist. I tell her everything and she is like a vault that won't tell anyone. I trust her with everything and I love her a lot. She called herself my gay mom because she is like a mom to me but better than a mom. She doesn't judge me and I'm really grateful to have her in my life. That is why I have decided that I want to name June 24 National Gay Mom day. Everyone needs a Gay Mom like my friend. I want to celebrate this day with her to show how much I appreciate her.
We have to go celebrate National Gay Mom Day so that we can appreciate Gay Mom.

National ur mom day 

November 16 is National ur mom day. You have to reply with “ur mom” to everything. And if you don’t…you’re not very swag
Jimmy: hey what’s up Chris?
Chris: ur mom
Jimmy: what?
Chris: oh it’s National ur mom day

Jimmy: oh
National ur mom day by lolbopxd November 15, 2022