Modite

Modern - Urbanite. Twenty-somethings living off Mom and Dad's money in cities like New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago & Boston.

Guy: I can't stand Jane, all she does is mooch off her parents and talk about how great living in Chelsea is.

Girl: Yeah, well she's a typical modite.

by Village Traveler March 4, 2009

Modisetting

Defined; The art of being absent for undesirable duties, yet appearing as though you fulfilled those duties as fellow colleagues complete the undesirable task in your absence.

Tom was assigned the duty desk today, but was modisetted for the remainder of the shift. Someone was modisetting Tom.

by Gumbo3420 June 15, 2018

mediterranean back

A back injury faked for the purpose of obtaining worker's compensation or time off work on full pay. Italian migrants to Australia following WW 2 were notorious for suffering from this disease.

He's bludging, only got mediterranean back.

by milano88 January 27, 2009

Mediterranean leg tits

slang for testicles, because they can be tan and hairy

Oh christ I was just kicked in the mediterranean leg tits!

by FernandioMustachio April 21, 2010

moditerranean

Any design element that has both a Modern and Mediterranean aesthetic.

“This sleek, modern building has the tile work, archways, and centralized courtyard of a Mediterranean structure, making it a Moditerranean design.”

by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels July 28, 2012

Mediterranean Penis

A long and spicy sausage that is able to be received by the children of christ.

Robert Coomer, Prepare to receive my cum spliced Mediterranean Penis, OOHH OHHHHHHO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH owo

by Mr. "REEEEE" Johnson May 23, 2020

Mediterranean Hammock

When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.

After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.

by KSLeo June 7, 2020