Modite

Name: Modite Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Modern - Urbanite. Twenty-somethings living off Mom and Dad's money in cities like New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago & Boston.

Guy: I can't stand Jane, all she does is mooch off her parents and talk about how great living in Chelsea is.

Girl: Yeah, well she's a typical modite.

Modite by Village Traveler March 4, 2009

Get the Modite mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Modisetting

Defined; The art of being absent for undesirable duties, yet appearing as though you fulfilled those duties as fellow colleagues complete the undesirable task in your absence.

Tom was assigned the duty desk today, but was modisetted for the remainder of the shift. Someone was modisetting Tom.

Modisetting by Gumbo3420 June 15, 2018

Get the Modisetting mug.

Related Words

Modite • moditerranean • Mediterraneans • Modiegi • modie • Mediterranean Diet • Mediterranean milk farts • Modisetting • Moite • moiter

mediterranean back

A back injury faked for the purpose of obtaining worker's compensation or time off work on full pay. Italian migrants to Australia following WW 2 were notorious for suffering from this disease.

He's bludging, only got mediterranean back.

mediterranean back by milano88 January 27, 2009

Get the mediterranean back mug.

Mediterranean leg tits

slang for testicles, because they can be tan and hairy

Oh christ I was just kicked in the mediterranean leg tits!

Mediterranean leg tits by FernandioMustachio April 21, 2010

Get the Mediterranean leg tits mug.

moditerranean

Any design element that has both a Modern and Mediterranean aesthetic.

“This sleek, modern building has the tile work, archways, and centralized courtyard of a Mediterranean structure, making it a Moditerranean design.”

moditerranean by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels July 28, 2012

Get the moditerranean mug.

Mediterranean Penis

A long and spicy sausage that is able to be received by the children of christ.

Robert Coomer, Prepare to receive my cum spliced Mediterranean Penis, OOHH OHHHHHHO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH owo

Mediterranean Penis by Mr. "REEEEE" Johnson May 23, 2020

Get the Mediterranean Penis mug.

Mediterranean Hammock

When someone who does not partake in lower body grooming can braid the genital and anal hairs together in a mini hammock.

After quarantine, Mikey’s ball hair was so long he was finally able to make a Mediterranean hammock.

Mediterranean Hammock by KSLeo June 7, 2020

Get the Mediterranean Hammock mug.

countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Get the countrypolitan mug.

Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

Get the Witch Bath mug.

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

Get the kinktober mug.

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

Word of the Day on October 29, 2026

Get the proper lad mug.

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

Word of the Day on October 28, 2026

Get the sexspan mug.

womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

Word of the Day on October 27, 2026

Get the womp mug.