Miranda Rights 

The rights that Miranda has to a decent man to help raise her baby.

Roger Smith: Next to Miranda Rights I put "Miranda has the right to a decent man who will help raise her baby." Wait are these questions not about Sex and the City?

Roger Smith: Lucas why won't you tell me what kind of soda you like!!

Miranda Rights by ExProdMikeScully April 22, 2013

miranda rights 

the right you have when yor are arested a police officer (5.0, one time, fuzz, heat, po pos) read to you. they were made when a man named miranda was arrested and he pleaded that he didnt know he didnt have to talk to the police( that he had the right to remain silent) so he was found inocent

here are the miranda rights

"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements."

Jeff: its the 5.0 nuckas run

(cop jumps on the guy)

cop: your under arrest

(at questioning)

cop: i am going to read you your miranda rights
"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements."
do you understand your rights

jeff: comminutst...

cop: do you!!??

Jeff: yes

miranda rights by what it do? September 8, 2008

Miranda Rights 

(Bonus if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :))

Constitutional rights that should not ever, under any circumstances, be given to an American citizen who commits acts of terrorism on United States soil.

I don't see any difference between Timothy McVeigh and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev; both were American citizens and terrorists. Therefore IMHO Dzhokhar Tsarnaev does not deserve his Miranda Rights; he needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)" in order to pay for his crimes and then suffer a Mussolini-string nearest the explosion site in Boston.

Miranda Rights by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2014

Miranda Rights 

(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :))

a set of Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his arrest for a crime committed on US soil.

Miranda Rights should not under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev who commit acts of terrorism on United States soil. A terrorist in The United States should have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".

Miranda Rights by Uncle Dimma May 20, 2014

Miranda Rights 

1) DOES NOT refer to a girl whose name is Miranda and last name is Rights!

2) Has nothing to do with the rights of any girl named Miranda to have a child when and with whom she wants and doesn't impact her rights to an abortion, as some of you guys have pointed out on urbandictionary.com.

3) a set of Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his arrest for a crime committed on US soil.

Miranda Rights, as in definition 3) only, should not, under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, people who should have "(their) body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".

(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)

Miranda Rights by Uncle Dimma November 30, 2014

Miranda Rights 

a formal set of civil Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his/her arrest for a crime committed on US soil.

Miranda Rights should not, IMHO under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, people who IMHO should have "(their) body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".

(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)

Miranda Rights by Uncle Dimma February 8, 2015

Miranda Rights 

a) a formal set of civil Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his/her arrest for a crime committed on US soil.

b) a lady whose first name is Miranda and last name is Rights

Miranda Rights, definition a) should not, IMHO under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, people who IMHO should have "(their) body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".

(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)

Miranda Rights by Uncle Dimma December 2, 2016