Mine Shaft

A person with a lot of bling, such as gold and diamonds, in their mouth.

Goal;

While getting head, have some bling fall out. Ideally you can keep whatever you can knock loose.

Usage;

“I got a gold nugget from Sean’s mine shaft last night”

by Alaskan Miner September 21, 2009

Chilean Mine Shaft

Insert 33 beans in your partners rectum, then perform anal sex until you pick 33 beans off your penis or dildo

Last night I gave my girlfriend a chilean mine shaft last night

by 00(-7) October 18, 2010

Chilean Mine shaft

Morning wood covered in dried shit, as resulting from prolonged intermission between anal sex and cleaning one's self. Usually due to sleep, unconsciousness or prolonged confinement in a copper mine.

See also: Chilean mine worker

After a drunken night of angry anal sex and passing out, I woke up at noon to find that I had a Chilean mine shaft.

by Chilean doghouseS August 28, 2010

Chilean Mine Shaft

A man cums deep in someone's anus, then uses his finger to dig out his sperm. While digging for "his men", it is likely he will have to remove some poop.

I was fucking this slut in her asshole, and right before I was about to pull out, I decided to give her a Chilean mine shaft.

by epicjammer October 15, 2010

minnesota mineshaft

When 5 guys go into a coal mine with pickaxes. Once you reach optimal jizzing altitude(closer to the earth) you commence the jerk circle and while you are circle jerking you tell eachother ”spooky stories” and you call your parents and have phonesex the first person to jizz is elected as mayor of the city.
Then you all go home and jerk off.

Guy:im bored
G
Guy2:wanna fuck?
Guy: minnesota mineshaft?
Guy2:FUCK YEAH

by ThugNastyBiggums March 18, 2015

Abandoned Mineshaft

What happens to a person when they haven't had sex in a long time, their holes become an abandoned mineshaft with zombies, dropping rotten flesh. Happens more often to people with HIV

Person 1: "Bruv this skank has HIV, shes probly an abandoned mineshaft.
Person 2: " yeah probly "

by minecraftpro69420 November 30, 2019

Golden Mineshaft

When you put your penis in a woman's ass and urinate.

Yeah, I gave her the golden mineshaft last night.

by Sucklemy Nutsackleton February 2, 2016