despite her clingy and overly teen-queenish attitude, skanky looks, and horrifically bad singing voice, i would still totally let her piss on me.

in 5 years she'll be doing heroin just like every other teen queen
miley cyrus is to the ears as aids is to the immune system
by nick rules April 17, 2008
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A stupid slut, that is way to obsessed with Nick Jonas, who loves to lift up her top and show her ass to get boys to like her, she can't sing for shit, she's so annoying on her show, just because you put on a wig dumbass blonde wig, doesn't mean your a totally different person, your fans and classmates are dretarded/blind not to notice. be the way NOBODY'S PERFECT, NOT EVEN YOU!
Janice: No bodies perfect, i gotta work IT!

Annalynn: <i>Why are you sing that shitty Miley Cyrus music?</i>
by KiddGlamsz August 13, 2009
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A 'singer', which in Disney definitions, is someone who has a television show, hosts award shows, has concerts and movies, and multiple CDs, but has no talent in singing, dancing or acting whatsoever.

Her real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus. Her father is Billy Ray Cyrus (never a huge hit among people, either). Her sister is Noah Cyrus and is getting a bunch of attention (like Ponyo) because she is a whore's sister. Yay, Noah. God, I hate her just because of her attention.

She's kind of a ho. Not a bunch, but admit it, she's not clean. Her newest song, "Party in the USA", is about living it up in the city of *he hem* "Sex" and "dance clubs which play Miley Cyrus's music". Which fantasy club is Miley Cyrus attending? Plus, her dance at the Nick Choice Awards weren't exactly sex-free either, although she obviously thought otherwise: "I thank Jesus for all mah ho like dance moves. Let's all pray to Jesus, ya'll, even though ya'll ain't ya'll all ya'll atheist. Ya'll."

She's also known as a twitter whore for her obsessive twittering and for her annoying Youtube show about her and her best friend Mandy (twice as annoying) and their lives and events.

Most people think 11-15 year old girls love her and the Jo Bros and Demi Levato and such. Actually, most of these girls hate them all (some freakish ones like Jo Bros). Go to your average middle school or elementary school and everyone 10+ will hate her.

I think she is famous for being famous because she SUCKS. Worst singer/actor/dancer ever, maybe besides the Jonas Brothers.
Smart: Ew, Miley Cyrus!
Miley Cyrus: Hey ya'll. I'm so cool cause Imma girl who is so country. Wait, I'm hip-hop. No, rap. Pop. Wait, I'm scene! Wait...
Dumb: I luv her I wish I had her smarts and talurnt hur hur
Miley Cyrus: I'm glad that ALL my fans are everyone in the world and they all love me, I love you, fans!
Smart: Not even close, you slut.
by Milez of Gayz August 15, 2009
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Little Girl: Mommy i Miley Cyrus in the toilet
Mom: Flush 10 times honey

Little Girl: Okay Mommy
*girl flushes 10 times*
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Some bitch that everyone hates, even the pope.
Probably gonna get herpes from nick jonas
Blows up puppies for fun
Spits on orphanes
Queefs on little boys
And shitted on the holy bible
Also she praises Hitler and assasinated JFK
Fan: Omg tickets to see Miley Cyrus, who wants to come
Good samaritan: Up yours
by notan00b777 June 29, 2009
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Miley Cyrus is AHHHHH!!!! That bitch is ugly. Her smile makes my eyes burn and her face looks like an infected vagina(blue waffle. Miley Cyrus is an anorexic bitch who gets fucked in the ass every night by her father Billy Ray Cyrus. She works for Disney and sells her body for fifteen cents and on Sundays for one dollar. She also makes scat videos for Children.
Miley Cyrus is a skeleton, children should not watch her.
by Hater 2010 July 05, 2010
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there's so many ways to describe her, but the easiest is to say the biggest try-hard-failure-slut. Miley used to be a cute 12-year-old on Hannah Montana, but i guess the fame got to her. Her parents got divorced because of her, so they obviously need to be doing a better job at parenting. they better be careful, because i would hope that they don't want any of their other kids turning out like their whore older sister.
Ho, Ho, Ho! Merry Christmas, Miley Cyrus! I mean, that is what you are, right? a Ho, Ho, Ho. Let's see what you asked for on your Christmas list. Some lingerie... some guys... and a pole! Well isn't that just wonderful, you little disney channel star?
by Chimbalicious September 04, 2011
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