Mikeys are great people. They always hear you out though they are usually careless and can get run over by lawnmowers. If a Mikey likes you dont turn him down. He is so sexy
I wish Mikey loved me
by Mikeyismybay October 25, 2018
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Seems sound but be careful where he tries to shove his nub of a finger 🤔 the stumpy fingered bastard has his finger in all sorts of pies 🥧 well everywhere except his bird thats my job 👉🤟
Mikey is a stumpy fingered prick
by Pugz lee November 22, 2021
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Mikey is a kind individual. Mikey lives with white parents who are heart warming maniacs. This boy enjoys watching Netflix, and family guy. Watches adult swim and fun to be around. Mikey has a deep gorgeous voice.. and sounds like uncle frank from family guy. Mikey is a friend when u need him and knows how to cook bomb meals. His eyes are brown and beautiful. Mikey loves it when you laugh dorky he snorts and smiles.
Wow he such a Mikey !!!
by TruthWACKER September 12, 2020
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Mikey, has a lot of “enemies” but goes around nonchalant. Mikey can be the best boyfriend you will ever have, but if you cross him he will fuck your bestfriend. 1 last thing don’t argue with Mikey he will talk about you dead peoples.

Guy#1: You still cool with Mikey?

Guy#2: Naw bro he fucked my bitch and said fuck my grandma.
Damn Mikey really getting off right now!
by DaRealG3t0ff November 22, 2021
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mikey is my totally super very super very favorite person ever
mikey is so cool and amazing and cool and amazinf
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A really gay cunt. He likes it up the bum. But Alasdair is amazing. Mikey will always be a virgin.
by Pp time January 12, 2020
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