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Mannish, anti-whitey, Racist, America Hating wife of Barack Obama. She is actually a dude in drag. Constantly wears an expression like she is smelling shit.
Michelle Obama has a dick bigger than Barack's.
by Glisspie March 17, 2009
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Mannish wife of Barack Obama. Widely regarded as being more masculine and certainly more gangsta than Barack. Was rejected by the WNBA for ambiguous gender reasons. Some have argued that Barack is actually gay and believed that he was marrying a man when he married Michelle.
"I am Michelle Obama and I wear the pants in the family. Bring me another beer Barack."
by ITeachYou September 25, 2008
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Barack Hussein Obama's ugly, big armed, America hating, racist, Angela Davis wannabe, coated tongued, bitch ass wife.
Michelle Obama said, "America is a downright mean country."

She should get the fuck out of here then.
by Maximus Rex August 19, 2008
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behemoth, largest first lady ever.. tribal looking amazonian, best selling halloween costume ever... starred in movie, deuce bigelow as " thats a huge b*tch"
"that was the michelle obama of elephants" guiness world record holder of biggest woman
by harry hand May 29, 2010
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Cunt who took away our soda machines, snacks, and tasty lunches from school and replaced them with cheap nutritious "wholesome" DIGUSTING food. Ironic because now we teens will be bringing our own even unhealthier lunches, AND the public schools will lose funding from lack of students' will to buy their crappy shit-lunches.
Dude Michelle Obama's a cunt for taking away our food, man.
IKR DOOD she might as well hire ppl to come to our homes and force feed us health shit
by ThatCallofDutyGuy January 14, 2011
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Obnoxious, totalitarian, masochistic wife of our current president. Has an inhuman hatred towards good food. Would be happy if the entirety of America subsisted entirely off of celery sticks and quiche.
If you take a mousetrap and replace the cheese with a stick of celery, it can now be used as a Michelle Obama trap.
by Urboman February 12, 2014
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The beautiful, accomplished First Lady of the United States. The first African-American First Lady in U.S. History. The recipient of a lot of hatred and vitriol by fat white redneck conservatives who feel threatened by an independent, successful and powerful black woman who has ideas "above her station". A caring wife and mother, and an intelligent, successful, professional woman who is a role model for young women all over the world.
Republicans like to attack Michelle Obama's physical appearance and make racial slurs against her because they don't have a real reason to hate her.

Republicans call Michelle Obama manly and ugly, then they fap to pics of Ann Coulter. WTF, are they blind?
by laurareneah August 30, 2009
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