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Melissa is my whole world she is an amazing person I love her so much no one can take her from me she’s my angel she is the only person who has the key to my heart
by Hosstheboss117 November 30, 2019
Also know as fart girl because shes silent and deadly. Melissa doesn't have a soul but she possesses many and hides them in plain sight disguised as freckles on her pale body and vanilla face (bang bang skeet skeet nigga)Shes not tall enough to make it on the rides at 6 flags but she Fucks the system so no other fucks Are given. Shes awesome and will poke ur eyes out because u are a systematic drone to the man. She believes in free speech and the freedom to do what she wants. Melissa is always down to cut a stalken bitch and steal her soul. All and all shes a great friend that I would proudly march along side and die for when its our time to rise! MY SISTER. .....VIVA LA REVALUATION
by Statik Tha Martyr May 29, 2015
by starwarsporn November 19, 2019
Melissa is sexually indiscreet. She gives a whole new definition to hoejoe. If she were a sandwich she would be a sloppy hoe. There are things that are understandable but Melissa is not. Melissa is dominant and loves to eat ass. She loves it so much that she uses the pet name of eating sourkraut for tasting ass. What’s ok for a Melissa is ok for melissa but not for anyone else. She is especially sought after by A Shannon. Shannon’s can’t resist her taste and touch. A melissa will resist a Shannon but a Shannon can not resist a Melissa. A Shannon will often Pursue a Melissa by passive aggressive behavior.
by Iamncognito February 24, 2019
Melissa is a bitch with no fucking tities and she always is a good friend. She has no ass, all the boys be like hell to naw to the naw naw. And she is a whore because she tried to date a 16 year old on snapchat. So I think Melissa’s are annoying and ugly and don’t have no ass
by CuteBadie198 October 13, 2019