meat straw

a miltary word for dick, or to degrade someone

you have asthma because you drink through a meat straw jack.
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that guy loves the meat straw.

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Meat Straw Souffle

When a woman has had sexual intercourse with a man until her pussy is complete sagginess. The man then pisses inside the vagina until orgasm.

"hey i gave my girl a nice Meat Straw Souffle last night, her pussy was flooding with piss"

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Very Simple.

Its a healthy way to offer a girl a chance to give you head.

"Hi, oh wow. Your really in shape... How would you like to have a Protein Shake out of a Meat Straw©?"

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A sexual encounter involving sucking one’s active soul out of a penis. please see: blowjob

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The meat strawberry is a romantic gesture where you bang a girl on her period and make her suck your dong shortly after if not immediately after.

I met a chick at a bar and gave her the ol meat strawberry . She was a slut.

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a penis that a whore like brittany breveke would use as a straw to get the cream filling

wow she is sucking that down her throat good, what a deep throat

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When the boys get together at Sizzlin Gogi and Feast on the worlds TASTIEST creatures.

"Me and the boys are having a Meatstravaganza this evening!"

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