mcthirsty

someone that thinks she's got a big butt but she just has wide hips and has fat. That klings to a guy for attention and when,he's not there klings to,another.

Do you know who,mcthirsty is.

Ya Tennile is so thirsty.

mcthirsty by truth is a bitch March 15, 2015

Mcthirsty

When you are craving a food item that only McDonald's can satisfy. Such as a mcgangbang or a Oreo and Reece's mcflurry.

Sean was mcthirsty for a mcgangbang.

Mcthirsty by Certifiedpfl April 13, 2017

McThirstyPow 

A term used for the thirstiest of the thirst; an entity that will stop at no cost to satisfy their most sexual inner desires.

Guy 1: Bro holy shit I just heard this girls voice through a McDonalds drive thru and I think I want to stick my penis inside her belly button

Guy 2: YOOOOOOOO MCTHIRSTYPOW?????

McThirstyPow by YoAxeBodySpray? October 19, 2019

mctwisty flop 

A fat person failing an acrobatic move and falls to the ground.

That fat guy just did a mctwisty flop while skateboarding and nearly cracked the concrete in the McDonald's parking lot!

mctwisty flop by Barracheetah May 30, 2016

KFC McTwisty Flop 

A subset of the mctwisty flop, the KFC variant is when a fat man enters a KFC, orders a 16pc. bucket meal, goes to the male restroom, eats the contents, then profusely shits into the bucket. After this the fat man gets in his car, drives to the first checkout window, and throws the bucket of shit through the window.

Man I could really see Jarett pulling a KFC McTwisty Flop tonight after he gets drunk.

KFC McTwisty Flop by Oattmeal November 21, 2019

Whiskers McThistlepants

Much like the mystical Bobby Ray spoken of in Native American lore, the entity known as Whiskers McThistlepants has earned his place amongst the elder gods of yore.

Deified by capitalist society, Whiskers is thought to have begun life as a carpenter and steel mill worker. He now is said to travel the world and bring peace to those who seek it.

Explorer: I'm about to embark upon my journey!

Priest: My the great Whiskers McThistlepants watch over you, young one.

Explorer: Aye.

Whiskers McThistlepants by Captain Murphy May 31, 2004

Reagan McChristy 

A beautiful loved girl that sometimes gets on people’s nerves and doesn’t exactly like talking all the time. But has a kid named brooks by her side and thinks she’s the best person to ever step foot on this earth.

Reagan McChristy is absolutely amazing.

Reagan McChristy by HeyitzBJ June 14, 2019