Crab McMuffin

When a married woman asks if her husband would like a 3-way with her and her friend, only to find out her friend is a man halfway through sexual intercourse.

Guy1:Hey bro what did you do last night?
Guy2:Got stuck in a Crab McMuffin

by crackBaBy123 September 10, 2010

Bluffin McMuffin

it when someone says there gonna do some thing and they dont do it

David want to fuck and Cierra says she does but doesnt want to at the end of the day so David calls her a bluffin McMuffin

by D -n- C June 7, 2009

egg mcmuffin

1. The female genitalia.

"Yo, I was chillin' with this broad last night when all of a sudden she told me to stick it her egg mcmuffin."

by El-Keter July 23, 2003

McMuffin Top

n. muffin top that is a direct result of too much fast food.

No more drive thru for me until I get rid of this McMuffin Top

by Ambilexirous May 25, 2010

Banana McMuffin

The best sandwich in the world usually eaten after sex or jacking off with a wet rag

After Sally left my apartment I had a good old banana McMuffin

by SULVANIA March 8, 2020

Montreal McMuffin

When one gentleman is going down on another, and said gentleman proceeds to insert his thumb, or any other digit(s), into his butthole, in a reverse reach around fashion.

I walked in on Pedro giving Larry a Montreal McMuffin last night.

by JADrI January 29, 2023

Stud McMuffin

A man who is attractive and may have some extra weight to him.

That man is such a stud mcmuffin.

by Jcki May 7, 2018