May 9th 

This day is for the motha fuckin G’s out there, this day is dedicated to people that have this day as their birthday, if it’s your birthday on this day you deserve anything and I mean anything you want ;)

Birthday boy: “Hey, can I get some head?”

Girl: “is your birthday May 9th?”
Birthday boy: “yup!”
Girl: *puts hair in a bun

May 9th by Mr.longpeen May 8, 2019

May 9th 

National sit on lap day!

girl 1: damn I wanna sit on his lap
girl 2: you can do it, it's national sit on lap day!
boy: come it's May 9th

May 9th by lapper69 April 12, 2019

May 9th 

A bad bitch with a fat ass and pretty face birthday! She got the best personality and be t’d df up

Lul boy: “When’s your birthday”
Bad bitch: “May 9th”
Lul boy: “Oh that’s why you bad ash with the fatty”

May 9th by Thiccbihfr September 7, 2020

May 9th 

Twerk on the afternoon bus day

Ayyy shake dat ass on the afternoon bus on May 9th

May 9th by Foooidddddd May 9, 2019

May 9th 

The day when my best friend was born, yee yee i hope you see this

who’s birthday is today? the best kid around

uhh may 9th pretty cool day huh?

May 9th by cockroach412 November 22, 2019

May 9th 

The day were Joe tells his crush Eli, that he is in love with him.

Did you hear?
Since it's May 9th, Joe confessed his love to Eli.

May 9th by Daddy Thomas May 7, 2022

may 9th 

national dick sucking day

may 9th is a day you can suck as much dick as you want but wont be a hoe;)

may 9th by tigerj2001 May 9, 2019