the one weird dude in the corner who looks over at ur phone and uses the class computer to go on skyrim wiki, he walks like hes 90 and is socially dumb

Ex: Who is that weird kid? It's probably a Max Chen...

Max Chen by chingchonglilding April 26, 2019

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max chickens

Australian Slang. To describe the extreme speed of an object, person or being.

Did you see Bazza going max chickens down the street in his new ute?

max chickens by BringingGazzaBack November 23, 2017

Max Chillington

The ultimate chiller. Buddha level max chills.

"Man, that guy was a total max chillington."

"Dude, that WAS Max Chillington."

"Praise Him"

Max Chillington by goughwhitlam May 21, 2015

max chostner

single handedly revolutionized the game of basketball with his overwhelming amount of time on the court and his offensive and defensive prowess are unmatched. GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER, also everything he touches turns into a....swish, HOLLA

oh shit peep thhat mad sauce that max chostner is pouring into the net.

max chostner by anonymous April 23, 2004

Max Chill Pad

A place where someone is able to obtain as much relaxation as possible.

Yeah man, this is my new max chill pad.

Max Chill Pad by The Only G-Money August 22, 2010

Max Chod

Small asian boy who prefers the resturaunt Abby's, fast learner loves cheesy fries. spends his days here in america calling people gay and getting all the ladies.

Max Chod: thomas your looking skinny............. NOT!

T-Mayhew: I freaking hate you....

Max Chod by allamericanmax November 15, 2011

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026