A very rude yet phantom like character, one poses no threat, but, will strike at any given chance at another males
genetalia.
Normally with a death
challenging blow. Often performed by a tall, portly, Jew German fuck who enjoys sucking cocks for his own pleasure.
So I was chillin eatin my lunch earlier, then bam, I got Matthew Kline 'd
hard as fuck. I saw stars,
shit my pants, then cried for two fuckin hours
thriving in pain.