A dude who thinks he's a legend but in fact he looks like a llama and is an idiot. Also he is a simp undercover. But at least he has a big dick (not approved info)... Stop advertising your dick already!
by True Legend August 24, 2020
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Usually one of the greatest boys you will ever meet. Matt’s draw in everybody with their big blue eyes, fluffy black hair and charming looks. If you have a Matt, you should consider yourself lucky and never let him go, ever. Matt’s are one of the most caring, loving, beautiful minded people you will ever meet. Sometimes he can be a pain, but most of the time you will absolutely love him regardless. No matter how many fights you get into you will always make up with a Matt, because you won’t be able to afford to lose them. Once you meet a Matt, you wont be able to remember what life was like without them. They light up every room and bring a smile to everybody’s face. You know and he knows that all the girls want a Matt and all the boys want to be a Matt. Only lucky people are good friends with a Matt, so never let them go. They are probably the best thing that has ever happened to you.
“Matt just broke up with me!”
That sucks, you’ll never find another like him.”
by kkkrissiexx November 15, 2019
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A pale and potentially gay kid who is extremely aggressive towards people because he watches plenty of combat sports, but also enjoys musicals and reality T.V. Shows like The Bachelor; don’t make fun of him because he’ll ruin your day and possibly your life.
“Hey I saw Matt the other day.”
“What a conundrum that kid is.”
by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020
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Edl for life loved by all whites and is a skinhead
Matt is cute af
by Marcusfeedskids January 18, 2021
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Matt is another name for a shit
Man, I can’t wait to get home and take a soggy Matt
by whatsgood98 January 22, 2020
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Matt is a man-slut, a fucking asshole who plays with girls' emotions and then leaves them. You meet a Matt and you fall in love with him, despite your friends' recommendations, and then he tells you he needs to focus on another girl. Matt has been known to get other girls pregnant, and I wouldn't be surprised if he has/gets an STD.
Matt hooked up with Ell, and then he ignored her. What an asshole!
by theauburnfox December 16, 2018
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