matities 

hakuna matities

"Hakuna Matities, what a wonderful phrase."

matities by wenis..teetus August 17, 2019

mantities 

1. (noun) breasts that are formed on man due to obesity.
2. (noun) An object or a person.
3. (adj) something that is cool and stylish
4. (noun) a way of life consisting of playing video games, eating many and different types of food, listening to rock, pimping womentities, and saying right neaa.

1. Nato has big mantities and I want to squeeze them.
2. Mantities works at food city therefore he his working mantities.
3. Natos shirt is mantities and all the guys want it.
4. I love living life like a mantitie.

mantities by Daniel Curiel, Efrain Jimenez July 26, 2007

Matties a beach 

A person who j thought was a good person but they aren't :(

Oh yeah Matties a beach

Matties a beach by Mr. Squeeqee May 31, 2021

mattiesexual 

When someone thinks Mattie is really hot and sexy and would like to sex them for their amazing looks, their sexiness and/or their great personality

Wow i’m so mattiesexual, why must they be so sexy with such a great personality?

mattiesexual by HotSexyMattie September 1, 2021

matitties with no ass 

Name is Matisse, sounds like Matitties, Mah-titties. Someone called him Matias, Mat-ti-ass. “There’s no ass in my name”-Matisse. AND THATS HOW THE NAME WAS MADE, MATITTES WITH NO ASS

Arianna : hey Jen!
Jen : Hey Ari!
Matisse : hey Jen!
Jen : hey Matitties with no ass!

matitties with no ass by Jen!:) June 10, 2022

Mathities 

When someone gets an F in math.

Ugh, my sister has mathities, I am going to have to help her.

Mathities by Emmabuckley September 8, 2023