When the dick is so good, You should Marry him for it.
Stephanie: "Girl, He made me cum 9 times last night!"
Lexie: "He has that Marriage Dick Girl! You better lock that guy down!"
by Trick_Killa September 22, 2017
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When your dick is so bad; Small and busts quick. Comes from the only way he will get any is if he is married. The only way to get some would be to trap her in a legally binding relationship.
Why did you break up with him ? He has good looks good job and he's so nice ?

I know it sucks ! I pulled his pants down to find out he has marriage dick ! I still want to live my life so I ended it.
by Robvtie November 25, 2020
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