A post shit wipe job that seemingly never wipes clean. No matter how many wipes, the paper looks like a magic marker tip is peeking out your ass and streaking the toilet paper. Eventually, you just give up and except it won’t be completely clean.
Man it never fails. I was in a hurry and took a quick shit. Ended up with a marker tipper and spent 15 minutes wiping myself raw. Finally gave up.
The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.
The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.
by Dick Onchin December 7, 2020
by doodooTrey November 19, 2021
A game originated in Pre AP class, where two or more people get markers and try to make the greatest number of marks on their opponents.
by Riel October 3, 2004
by rocket man November 10, 2006
a poo marker is when you wipe your ass over and over and there is still a brown mark on the toilet paper every time, as if a marker made of poo is up your ass
by HJC123 September 5, 2009
A kickass slang term for a penis.
(It has nothing to do with skin color, they're all white markers... think about it.)
(It has nothing to do with skin color, they're all white markers... think about it.)
by rocket man November 9, 2006
1) A marker that is green.
2) To hide drugs (usually weed) in a fat Crayola marker. Usually done by students, especially in elementary school, middle school and high school because markers are fairly uncommon at schools and no one ever really pays attention to them.
2) To hide drugs (usually weed) in a fat Crayola marker. Usually done by students, especially in elementary school, middle school and high school because markers are fairly uncommon at schools and no one ever really pays attention to them.
1) "Dude, can I borrow your green marker?"
"Sure."
2) "Dude, can I borrow your green marker?"
"No, it's not a marker anymore."
"Sure."
2) "Dude, can I borrow your green marker?"
"No, it's not a marker anymore."
by Minnesotasucks March 27, 2010