Mario Man 

Mario Man is the scariest Mario cart player alive!!! He goes very flast in Mario cart 8, so you should be scared!!!!! Look out, when you get knocked off the tract during a race; it was most likely Mario Man!!!!!! He is not to be mistaken as Mario, because he is Mario MAN. He attended Yale University, and currently lives in Alabama building cars and racing! He also is in a serious relationship with his cousin Darcey!! They are getting in June of 2021!!!

Bro 1: OMG BROMAN, OMGGG BROOO!!! I just got passed by this sick dude in Mario Cart 8!!!!

Bro 2: NO WAY BROOOO!!! Broooo that’s loco!!!!
Bro 3: Was he flast???!!!???!!!
Bro 1: Yeah broooo, he was reallyyyy flast
Bro 3: It must have been Mario Man then Bro!!!

Bro 1: NO WAYYYY THE ACTUAL MARIO MANNNN
Bro 2: who is Mario Man...?
Bro 1 & 3: BROOOOO HE IS THE BEST MARIO CART PLAYER OF ALL TIMEEEE!!!!
Bro 2: Ohhhh he must be sickkkkkkk
Bro 3: oh yeah bro, he DEFINITELY is!!!

Mario Man by Mario_man October 16, 2019

Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea 

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero,but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.

"Why does Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea. exists?"
"It is such a wonderful perspective indeed, Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea."

Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea by milesasr June 19, 2023

Mario, the Idea vs Mario, the Man 

The best work of literature ever. The author chose his words carefully to create such a masterpiece. Words like "Turts" "Turty" and, of course, "Perchance" only help the writer prove his point.

Person 1: "Have you read 'Mario, the Idea vs Mario, the Man' yet?"
Person 2: "What is that"

Mario, the Idea vs Mario, the Man by TylerGaming101_YT November 3, 2022

Man where the fuck is mario Judah 

I'm a big dog, big bear, nigga, I'm a lion
I'm the predator of the prey that is hiding
Oh my, oh my, I have found you, nigga
Don't you run from me, lil' nigga
You are not fast enough
You are not brave enough
You are out of luck
Now it's time for you to die very rough

Person:1 Man where the fuck is Mario Judah

Person:2 I'm a big dog, big bear, nigga, I'm a lion I'm the predator of the prey that is hiding

Man where the fuck is mario Judah by MariofuckingJudah July 29, 2021

macio man 

a really sweet guy who has had a bad past and loves a girl with all his heart

hes a real macio man

macio man by mman8 February 24, 2010

Mario Maneuver 

When you fuck your girl anal till she has a pink sock. After you blow your massive load all over her face, You do the mario jump, flip, and kick!

Dude, Last night girlfriend came over to my house and I gave her the Mario Maneuver.

Mario Maneuver by Mr. Amazon Fire Fighter(CARP) February 26, 2009

mario manifesto 

The rise of Mario mains in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate; Objectively better than the Falco agenda.

Tryhard: Have you heard of the Falco Agenda? It means that Falco is really good! And it onl . . .
Cool guy: I'm more of a Mario Manifesto man myself. *proceeds to take the tryhard to dunkin donuts.*

mario manifesto by Daman is Dendy November 1, 2022