March 5th 

The most kind and funny people are born on this day. If you were born on March 5th, be proud cause you're flicking awesome!

I'm writing an definition for a friend born on March 5th since there wasn't already one.

March 5th by Sky_Child November 2, 2019

March 5th 

This is the day the baddest bitch was born.

Oh, she was born on March 5th? She’s the baddest bitch.

March 5th by BABBAPP October 16, 2019

March 5th 

The day you're aloud to hit your siblings

Me:it's March 5th

Siblings:oh no

March 5th by Lovepoopoo November 3, 2019

March 5th 

If you were born on this day, you are lucky enough to have the fattest ass. People born on this day tend to be kind, empathetic, and a pleasure to anyone they meet. You are also really good at giving blow jobs and every guy you meet will tell you every single time. As a water sign, you know how to connect with others and will always put their feelings before yours (its okay)

you know what they say about people born on march 5th? they're an emotional mess.

March 5th by baddieC8 May 9, 2020

March 5th 

National Ask Your Crush Out Day!!

for all the tik tokers out there on march 5th

March 5th by heheohohtiktok November 12, 2019

March 5th 

National Pop a titte day for your bf

Oh it’s March 5th, I Gotta pop a tittes for my bf

March 5th by Eichiazami February 26, 2022

March 5th 

National donut day, chill out have a donut

Me: yo it’s March 5th
Krispy Kreme’s; yay money

March 5th by Mr. Heinz lover... and Caleb March 2, 2021