Manitoba Warriors 1323 (Mdubbz) is a Winnipeg street gang started in 1991 from Stony Mountain Penetentiary. Their main rivals are the Indian Posse, Hells Angels, Native Syndicate and the Bloods. They have territory in every province in Canada and USA. The Warriors wear the black bandana and the lifestyle is called "blackflaggin" MW is allied with Mob Squad. There are over 7000 warriors.
by ANIIMOOZIIBII August 12, 2019
From Brooklyn Nine Nine:
Does Canada even have pizza? Vivian indignantly replies that it does: "It's puffy! And it's sweet! It's called Manitoba sauce cake!"
Does Canada even have pizza? Vivian indignantly replies that it does: "It's puffy! And it's sweet! It's called Manitoba sauce cake!"
by GenXos March 2, 2016
The Manitoba Mad Cow is when you pick up a fat chick and while doing her doggy style, you squeeze and twist her titties like you'd milk a cow. Then you ram your dick in her ass without any lube, thus making her mad.
Ex: I hooked up some fat chick with a Manitoba Mad Cow last night, and it was awesome, she was so angry.
by DJ Clamstrong January 13, 2008
While having intercource one partner wears a moose costume, while the other pretends to be a hunter and shoots their partner and proceed to bang their partners lifeless corps.
by MBCI June 12, 2015
A sexual act that describes you dipping your cock into a pile of jizz, covering your cock in white jizz making it look like a snow cone hence the name, then stuffing your snow cone cock back into a girl's ass and screwing her so hard that you push her arms out from under her and hump her across the floor.
From Rules of Engagement Season 1 Episode 2
Russel: Alright, we both agree your fiance is a horn dog. Which is why I think we should ask for the Manitoba Snow Cone...
Adam: Stop saying 'we', okay? And I'm not asking for anything off of your list of humorously named... sex acts.
Russel: Alright, we both agree your fiance is a horn dog. Which is why I think we should ask for the Manitoba Snow Cone...
Adam: Stop saying 'we', okay? And I'm not asking for anything off of your list of humorously named... sex acts.
by PMunster March 26, 2010
A bunch of self-absorbed, hypocrites that think they will have long enduring relationships at the beginning of the year but end up hating each other for a dumb reason. A school that is very not recommended. Dropping grades and horrible people, with close-minded teachers and staff. Little to no Trump supporters and yeah..Just trash honestly...but add me on snapchat hxnixdxd....and on insta @hxkvs....yeahh...oof
by oofandtidepods February 2, 2018
Of course Manitoba is essentially the French Dakota. And everyone knows that the Dakotas are home to some of the most sexually depraved humans this side of Bixby. Armed with that as background information, the Manitoba Monkey Wrench is the utensil that is found in every man’s tackle box, toolbox and utility belt. It is the very tool that can keep you alive on those subarctic nights in the local pub.
Now might be a good time for an illustrative story. Once there was a logger that frequented the long and lonesome roads between Winnipeg and Dauphin. While he has no doubt dipped his quill into the ink of every truck stop, rest stop and out-house prostitute on those roads, he does have taste. He knows that if a bawdy-house floozy has a large knot on the side of her head from contact with a swiftly exerted monkey wrench to the cranium of a Canuck slut, she is a price catch. This mandible indention is a bade of honor among the native hootch peddlers. He would not only pay her for her wares but also throw in a hearty salmon biscuit sammich with round bacon. They might also ice-skate on the frozen lakes (weather permitting) and rarely, but occasionally he might give her a handshake and a heart-felt “good job”.
Back to the definition… The Manitoba Monkey Wrench is to the Maple Leaf Madam as a hickey from Kenickie is to Rizzo. It’s not only something to cherish but to be worn with pride.
The Kicker: As with everything, sometimes the giver of the Manitoba Monkey Wrench can go overboard and hit the harlot too hard, those rendering her oral sexual skills as a thing of the past. Once this happens, the harlot becomes a short-order cook and invariably becomes a victim of Meth use.
Thirdly: If you’re lucky enough to encounter a lady of the night that is not only skilled in the arts of crushing her own pride but also knows how what the difference between a neutral-zone trap and a one-man fore check then by all means brand the woman as a madam worthy of Manitoba’s highest honor.
Now might be a good time for an illustrative story. Once there was a logger that frequented the long and lonesome roads between Winnipeg and Dauphin. While he has no doubt dipped his quill into the ink of every truck stop, rest stop and out-house prostitute on those roads, he does have taste. He knows that if a bawdy-house floozy has a large knot on the side of her head from contact with a swiftly exerted monkey wrench to the cranium of a Canuck slut, she is a price catch. This mandible indention is a bade of honor among the native hootch peddlers. He would not only pay her for her wares but also throw in a hearty salmon biscuit sammich with round bacon. They might also ice-skate on the frozen lakes (weather permitting) and rarely, but occasionally he might give her a handshake and a heart-felt “good job”.
Back to the definition… The Manitoba Monkey Wrench is to the Maple Leaf Madam as a hickey from Kenickie is to Rizzo. It’s not only something to cherish but to be worn with pride.
The Kicker: As with everything, sometimes the giver of the Manitoba Monkey Wrench can go overboard and hit the harlot too hard, those rendering her oral sexual skills as a thing of the past. Once this happens, the harlot becomes a short-order cook and invariably becomes a victim of Meth use.
Thirdly: If you’re lucky enough to encounter a lady of the night that is not only skilled in the arts of crushing her own pride but also knows how what the difference between a neutral-zone trap and a one-man fore check then by all means brand the woman as a madam worthy of Manitoba’s highest honor.
When Pierre saw Delorise turn around with a mouth full of Round Bacon, he could see the mark of the Manitoba Monkey Wrench and knew that this woman was worth more than an expired Trojan, she was worth a sporty stint of ice skating and some wool socks. For he had heard about the Manitoban mark of beauty but had never gazed upon its call with his natural eyes.
by BabySealClubSamich November 8, 2007