Man Carrot

Noun.

Said to one who acts like a douchebag in a certain situation.

Synonym for "u dick"

"your hair looks ugly today"
"ugh you're such a MAN CARROT!"

by AshleeMalfoy October 23, 2011

Carrot man

A mysterious being that magically places carrot in your vomit before you see them doing it.

Holy shit theres carrot in my vomit! That darn carrot man must of put it there, I don't eat carrot!

GAH THE CARROT MAN RAVAGED MY VOMIT! NOW ITS LITTERED WITH CARROTS

by Mynameisbeingusedbysomeoneelse August 21, 2008

Carrot Man

A figment of your imagine even though its real

“Rin we just saw Carrot Man?”
“I fucking hate you”

by Regurk April 16, 2021