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mama grizzly 

A dim-witted, wannabe fierce woman politician from Alaska who unjustifiably accuses the lame stream media of personal attacks against her "cubs," and thus feels the need to appear regularly on Faux News to protect them from any schizophrenically perceived gotcha journalism.

Mama grizzly incorrectly believes that millions of her kind exist, but to date only one has ever revealed itself to humankind.

See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, and Caribou Barbie.
After her media appearance in Wasilla, mama grizzly went salmon fishing so she could feed her cubs.
mama grizzly by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

Mama Grizzly 

A MILF with an IQ below 70.
That mama grizzly tends to refudiate.

Mama Grizzly is hungry.
Mama Grizzly by JMOST October 28, 2010

Mama Grizzly 

Lesbian version of and occasionally similar to the homosexual "Bear". Mama Grizzlies are typically characterised by tall height, large or muscular body type, minimal grooming and aggressive style of love making combined with a generally affectionate & open attitude.
Yeah, the ropes chafed me something fierce, but she was a real Mama Grizzly and put some cream on the sore spots afterward. Best date ever!
Mama Grizzly by Astaria J October 21, 2010