a European based country in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea, it is internationally recognized as a fully soveirgn country, it is part of the EU since 2004 and its history is so incredibly interesting. With Malta, believe it or not. Colonizing some land in the Caribbean. Also with its amazing history, its FULL of historical landmarks and game of thrones was shot here and the capital city of Valletta is made FULLY of limestone
by lolidkboiiii June 19, 2021
A small island in the Mediterranean. For locals, this word is like a bad swear word, a reminder of their stupid and roundly gay culture. The maltese, though, have the highest rate of underage drinking in the world, and should be respected for that.
All in all, 5/10
All in all, 5/10
Towns include
Paceville-alcohol
Sliema-Shopping
Paceville-alcohol
Sliema-Shopping
Noone in their right mind goes anywhere else on the island but to those two places
Paceville-alcohol
Sliema-Shopping
Paceville-alcohol
Sliema-Shopping
Noone in their right mind goes anywhere else on the island but to those two places
by Roxxors my Boxxors January 16, 2005
A wannabe modern country. It is an Island in the middle of the Mediterrean Sea... similar to a turd floating in the middle of the toilet.
Filled with stupid fat people, crappy political parties, norman lowell and just a lot of wannabe western and modern shops people ....anything really.
It sucks especially since i cant find any shop that stocks shoes in my size... big people where shoes too.
Filled with stupid fat people, crappy political parties, norman lowell and just a lot of wannabe western and modern shops people ....anything really.
It sucks especially since i cant find any shop that stocks shoes in my size... big people where shoes too.
by Stalker the shadow of chernoby June 24, 2009
X: Why Malta isn't Italy
Y: Yes. Yes, it is.
X: ma se Malta è vicina all'Italia, troppo piccola per essere uno stato autonomo, i suoi abitanti parlano italiano e non si sentono più vicini ad altre culture... perché non è italiana
Y: lo è.
Y: Yes. Yes, it is.
X: ma se Malta è vicina all'Italia, troppo piccola per essere uno stato autonomo, i suoi abitanti parlano italiano e non si sentono più vicini ad altre culture... perché non è italiana
Y: lo è.
by Il vero sas July 2, 2021
by Terd Fergeson March 21, 2007
Malta: A place where cultures have collided over centuries. This island is once more under siege. The assailants are now 'English language students'.
Sadly most of you think it's funny to bad-mouth an island that has withstood time & history, perhaps you should stick your back-packs back up where the sun don't shine (in your own country), because here in Malta it always shone brightly no matter what the trouble! Malta is certainly not perfect but it's got its good points too. Easy access to anywhere, warm long summer nites, entertainment, nice restaurants, friendly locals that will show you the way, everyone speaks at least 3 languages and whats more, where else can you buy pastizzi at 5am?
All i can say is that until younger hooligans started travelling to this mediterranean island, mostly with the 'excuse' to learn English, the place was peaceful, pretty clean & had beaches that offered spacious areas which were free from litter. Nowadays, indifferent youngsters fill the place with left-over takeaway wrappings, cigarette droppings, used condoms & vomit from the nite before (please refer to streets of paceville). Malta was never like this so to blame the locals on the state of affairs is quite rightly, incorrect. Please, when in Malta do as we do, show respect and hospitality for all, throw your trash in the bin, even if you have to caarry your paper around for an hour to find one! We may not have the latest technology here, nor the most modern of transportation, our roads may be bumpy but at least they make you laugh, our policemen may not carry guns but at least you can chat to them, and some village folk may be considered 'nosey' but they will be the first to help you if you're in trouble!! We give you our best welcome. But, if this isn't good enough for you, then don't come here at all.
All i can say is that until younger hooligans started travelling to this mediterranean island, mostly with the 'excuse' to learn English, the place was peaceful, pretty clean & had beaches that offered spacious areas which were free from litter. Nowadays, indifferent youngsters fill the place with left-over takeaway wrappings, cigarette droppings, used condoms & vomit from the nite before (please refer to streets of paceville). Malta was never like this so to blame the locals on the state of affairs is quite rightly, incorrect. Please, when in Malta do as we do, show respect and hospitality for all, throw your trash in the bin, even if you have to caarry your paper around for an hour to find one! We may not have the latest technology here, nor the most modern of transportation, our roads may be bumpy but at least they make you laugh, our policemen may not carry guns but at least you can chat to them, and some village folk may be considered 'nosey' but they will be the first to help you if you're in trouble!! We give you our best welcome. But, if this isn't good enough for you, then don't come here at all.
by Malteaser Girl April 27, 2007
malta is a island in the mediterranean sea just in between africa and sicily majority of the religion is catholic
those who badmouth malta are normally just people who are pissed of that we kicked their ass in world war two
malta accepts many refugees into their archipaloaegp
those who badmouth malta are normally just people who are pissed of that we kicked their ass in world war two
malta accepts many refugees into their archipaloaegp
dude 1: have you heard about malta?
dude 2: yeah what a shithole
dude 1: just because they kicked you countries ass in WWII
dude 2: -_-
dude 2: yeah what a shithole
dude 1: just because they kicked you countries ass in WWII
dude 2: -_-
by markusmb September 15, 2011