major league pussy

Somebody who backs out of a pre-planned activity for one or more lame reasons.

Dave is a major league pussy for bailing on slinging the rock tonight.

by Hairbo July 19, 2006

See you in the major leagues

A sentence where men cried...

"See you in the major leagues, Jack."

by Damn boye March 19, 2021

major league stink finger

When you scratch your ass crack and your finger smells like shit.

Kevin made me smell his fingers after he shaved his asshole and he had some major league stink finger.

by Stinkfist911 November 11, 2015

major league mess up

Also known as a mlmu, it is used to describe a moment when someone (including yourself) humiliates themselves, reveals a secret they didn't want to reveal, says something bad, etc. In public or in front of the boys, and Is so bad that it can only be described as a major league mess up

Person 1: hey, did you hear that (famous person) said the n-word on their social media account?

Person 2: yeah bro, that was a major league mess up

by ChezE May 3, 2020

Major League Swag

Straight Gangster.
Straight Love.
Straight Class.

That dude has Major League Swag!

by L.V. $wagtastic May 24, 2023

MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL

An interjection that is either used to express congratuation or confusion.

Example 1:
Hiko: I just got into this new university for smart people!
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL
Example 2:
Hiko: Explain why there is a cat in the fridge?? It's only us.
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL

by MissSaikou September 17, 2023