Loves the outsiders. Says all the things everyone’s afraid to say. Maia’s usually have pretty long brown hair and greenish eyes. She is very beautiful and is not afraid to tell you that. She can come off as rude but she’s actually just joking. She loves Brooklyn 99 and has the personality of Rosa Diaz and Gina Linneti. She is a very loyal friend and will forever be by your side and will literally kill anyone who hurts you. She is very artsy and loves jewelry, painting, and is very stylish. She is very talented and has a great taste in music. Guy obsessed and will ask you to get a random guys Instagram when you’re at the beach. She is so amazing and will murder you if you steal her tic tacs. She is very swag. We love Maia. We will worship Maia. We are. MAIA.
by Ksnshsusnjskejsvve July 14, 2021
thaT bitch is like too lovely and only cuz she’s like 100cm doesn’t it mean that she isn’t dangerous.
She’s got duality bitch!
aaaaand sorry to say this but she’s wayyy prettier than you😊
She’s got duality bitch!
aaaaand sorry to say this but she’s wayyy prettier than you😊
Maia = duality
by crackheadpooper January 25, 2020
Maia is amazingly smelly and likes poop and she eats her toenails and she wipes her butt with her hand and she is addicted to bad tic toys
by Fat fart December 31, 2020
Maia’s are not the best people. they’re toxic and cause so many problems. they always think they’re the best people, who look super gorgeous, but let’s be honest they’re pretty ugly and rude people. if your friend with a maia, they’re probably blonde, most are. anyways maia’s are sassy rude and toxic people so stay away from them.
person: “why does that girls face look like that?”
everyone else: “she thinks she had a resting bitch face, but she’s a maia so she doesn’t and just looks ugly”
everyone else: “she thinks she had a resting bitch face, but she’s a maia so she doesn’t and just looks ugly”
by your m0ther<3 November 22, 2021
People who are named Maia may look like a normal person but they are actually extreme Perfectionists, they will bully and steal stuff from none perfectionists. Because of them being so perfect they don't understand what its like to get anything lower than a A++, they will get questions right on tests even when the teachers don't know the answer themselves.
If you ever meet someone named Maia, get ready to be bullied and have your life ruined forever.
If you ever meet someone named Maia, get ready to be bullied and have your life ruined forever.
David - "Yo, Maia got a 100% on the History test yesterday".
Derek - "WTF! HOW! The teacher didn't even go over 4 of the questions that were on the test"
David - "she a perfectionist all right"
Derek - "WTF! HOW! The teacher didn't even go over 4 of the questions that were on the test"
David - "she a perfectionist all right"
by honudave04 November 29, 2021
Don’t let the “i” in her name fool you, this girl is anything but unique. She’s a basic bitch. Maia's always need that one best friend, and that friend can’t get close with anyone else. Maia’s may make you feel special, but they will manipulate and drop you when they find someone better. They’re pretty, smart, and charming, but don’t get sucked in: they’re psycho.
by namedict4 April 20, 2019