Throughout history mankind has been plagued by a Sect of humanity that gravitate to the more Drama filled social interactions. Not only do these "Disaster Magnets" cling to such things but they also attract and even create such drama. Another variant of these beings also Find themselves broken down on the highway, stricken with health problems, and even in abusive relationships with other disaster magnets. The disaster magnet often travel in flocks and engage in a Circular pattern of self destruction.
"Who is that?" Jimmy asked Gary , " Careful of her she's a disaster magnet".
The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
The disaster magnet strode through the mall stalking their next victim.
by Esqueleto22 March 27, 2021
A "Black Magnet" is similar to a "Chick Magnet" but a "Black Magnet" will only successfully attract the KFC/Basketball/Hard to see at night people.
BRO, Hommie Alex, he's got that Black Magnet Rizz, brother's working with some black magic over here rizzin this Popeyes chicken loving mama up.
by Hot_Pocket October 2, 2023
When the symbol π drawn on a piece of paper is cut up and glued onto a piece of magnetic sheet to make a DIY fridge magnet—an inexpensive fun family math activity to introduce the most popular constant in mathematics to precocious kids.
What are the chances that if some kidpreneurs decided to tailor-make some pi magnets to sell to their classmates, they could earn enough money to afford a Mother’s Day present?
by MathPlus October 8, 2021
A badass motherfucker with big muscles, blue eyes, tattooes, a Harley and a big tittied blonde on the back. Losers gather around to gossip about how much they hate him. Then they go home and workout and plan their next tattoo.
When Nick picks me up from work on his bike, all my male coworkers start talking shit about how he must be on steroids and how he drives to fast. They come from other offices just to stare at him and be jealous. He is such a hater magnet and I love it.
by BAB 2.0 May 17, 2018