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Maccabee 

1- Jewish fighter who led the defense against the Greeks more than 2000 years ago

2- a crazy beat down involving a really pissed off Jew and some victim
That Juda Maccabee sucks!

You idiot, now I'm going to go Maccabee on your pathetic hide!
Maccabee by uberjew December 8, 2003

Maccabee 

1) An elite group made up of the coolest people in the world. These Jews rule the shul with their cleav from their peres.
2) An ancient group of Jewish terrorists, fighting against the Greeks for control of Palestine
1)-I love the Maccabees!
2) Because of the Maccabees, we now celebrate Hannukah.
Maccabee by MimitheCougar July 12, 2005

Maccabee 

I’m tryna fuc
I like you because Maccabee
Maccabee by mrmaidman February 21, 2024

maccabee aza 

A bbyo chapter in the nsr region that completley runs shit. they mack biddies like its there job and have brotherhood levels that exceed the other chapters by 10x. they had the most members that attended winter convention 2010, and contain the chillest jews ive ever met.
person1- dude that kid is from maccabee aza
person2- i heard they fuck shit up
person1- i also heard that kid hu with 10 girls...we cnt compete with that
maccabee aza by jarahh December 14, 2010

the maccabees 

an indie band from brighton.their album is called colour it in.they're mentioned in LDN is the victim
the maccabees were well good last night
the maccabees by ilovegarth January 12, 2008

Maccabeats 

A group of A Capella boys from Yeshiva University who turn good songs into Jewish Music. Members of the Maccabeats are usually coupled with desperate Stern girls who are desperate for a famous Jewish boy
Stern Girl: I am dying for a maccabeat from the maccabeats
Maccabeat: I know we are so amazing
Stern girl: You are a maccabeat???? Please make me babies!!!
Maccabeats by usher2 December 13, 2010
to act stupid, retarded and fake- mainly used in South London
"Man that boy actin bare maccabe"
maccabe by sum_gangsta May 17, 2006
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