20 mile MTB trail

A massive evacuation of the bowels, that provides a profound sense of relief.

Man, I just did a 20 mile MTB trail today and I feel great

by anais_ninja March 2, 2014

Mtb Joey

An inexperienced mountainbike park rider that wears way too much armor and blocks jumps

Mtb joey: "I'm a Joey, it's my first time here. I've got my squid lid and all my rental gear."

by _Patheticcat December 17, 2019

(mtb) mind the bong

When a bong is in a precarious position and you notice this, then announce it to the squad.

Bong is in a Precarious Position Comrade noticed this
Comrade: "hey guys, (mtb) mind the bong"
Bdiddy and Moisty: "ok mate"
Comrade: "Sound"
Moisty minds the bong (mtb)

by Moisty97 September 30, 2018