Monkey ride

An position where a guy moves on a another guys dick like a rocking horse and makes monkey noises

I gave him a monkey ride

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025

Line Rider Monkey Worm

A parasitic worm that eats one's brain and makes them only want to play Line Rider when one has played too much 'Line Rider'. Is not literal.

If you don't stop playing Line Rider you're going to get line rider monkey worms in your brain and all you're going to be able to do is play Line Rider.

by DarkfireLovesHetalia November 21, 2010

free monkey wagon rides

it's when everything is going on $2.50!!!!!!

Hi i'd like a free monkey wagon ride?
$2.50

by Jimothy Akers March 24, 2005

ride the money

just do it when unsure about making a purchase of anything

I always just ride the money when I'm trying to decide whether or not to buy a pair of silver jeans.

by kejr April 5, 2011