Monkey Fucking

Adjective used to refer to a person usually male who will have sex with any woman. Someone who is so indiscriminate that they would fuck a female monkey. Eventually its use was broadened so that it became used to describe anyone whose habits are unpleasant, unsavoury or just plain weird.
"Malcolm, you are, without doubt, the most useless cunt eyed, shit-licking, monkey fucking, piss-brained, ass kissing, fuck witted WOSP in the world!"
by AKACroatalin March 25, 2015
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Monkey Fuck

when a cigarette is lit from another cigarette by putting the lit cigarette to the non-lit one and inhaling the non-lit cigarette
dude 1: can't find my lighter dude. can I monkey fuck your cig?

dude 2: go ahead
by ILoveChicken420 May 31, 2015
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v. to light a cigarette with one that is already burning. (I take issue with the other definition because it does not use the phrase verbally)
by Shabba December 17, 2004
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Monkey fuck

When you light one cigarette off another cigarette.
Shit dude, my lighters dead... Mind if I get a monkey fuck?
by Jason Mark Smith November 28, 2007
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monkey fuck

to light a cigarette with another cigarette.
say, let me get a monkey fuck off your cigarette.
by e caskey March 24, 2003
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monkey fucking

when you are smoking a cigarette and you light the second cigarette with the first.
Dave enjoys monkey fucking outside of his dorm.
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Monkey Fuck

To light your cigarette (smoke) from another persons cigarette - usually from a close friend or family member. This is only carried out when a lighter is not immediately available.
Sharon I need to Monkey Fuck your smoke as I can't find the lighter.
by lochon October 25, 2009
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