The opposite of Lobster Claw which is 4 fingers in the anus and 1 in the vagina. The Oven Mit is 4 fingers in the vagina with 1 in the anus.
by JARS April 1, 2008
Hiker 1: "I need to take a shit but were stuck in the woods!"
Hiker 2: "Just use your sock as a shit mit."
While taking a shit at a party, Mandy was so drunk she used the shower curtain as a shit mit because in reality she was sitting in the bathtub instead of the toilet.
Hiker 2: "Just use your sock as a shit mit."
While taking a shit at a party, Mandy was so drunk she used the shower curtain as a shit mit because in reality she was sitting in the bathtub instead of the toilet.
by dothegoodjob March 9, 2009
n. Of or pertaining to a female's unattractive face. A face that closely resembles the catcher's glove or outfielders glove in the game of baseball.
Chiefly British definition - A female's face that has similarities to a wicket keeper's glove in the sport of cricket.
Chiefly British definition - A female's face that has similarities to a wicket keeper's glove in the sport of cricket.
"Holy cow Jed, she looks like she's been catching fly balls in outfield all afternoon without a glove!"
"The batter tries to turn the all-star bowler into the leg-side, and with the sharp turn that the master leg-spinner is able to impart, he gets only a leading edge and offers a catch by Karen, with her face, at slip.
"The batter tries to turn the all-star bowler into the leg-side, and with the sharp turn that the master leg-spinner is able to impart, he gets only a leading edge and offers a catch by Karen, with her face, at slip.
by ZimmFilmz August 28, 2005
I couldn't believe that Steve made that error out there, so when we were headed back to the dugout I farted in my glove and gave him my musty mit.
by Mrbojangles856 July 19, 2012
Somone who has dyslexia: a condition that causes you to consistently misspell MIT or Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Symptoms may include an excessive use of the letter 'I', randomly adding extra letters, and forgetting the 'ch'.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Joe?
Person 2: Yeah, he has MIT Disease. He just wrote "Massaschusetts Instittute of Technologgy" in his essay!
Person 2: Yeah, he has MIT Disease. He just wrote "Massaschusetts Instittute of Technologgy" in his essay!
by Tetartradeded February 6, 2023
A colloquial term originated within the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) community, used to describe a specific pattern of hair loss and head shape observed amongst a number of its faculty. This term denotes a significant hair thinning or baldness on the top of the head, a pronounced forehead, coupled with noticeable hair remaining at the sides. Often associated with academics and thought to add a distinct characteristic to their persona.
by MIT Kitten July 25, 2023