tit mit

bra, undergarment

Mario: So I gotta take Angie to get some new tit mits.

Greg: Victoria Secret?

by Pinchi Mario August 11, 2008

bitch mits

-when bitch tits was said incorrectly, bitch mits was created :)
-someone who has suddenly turned bitchy would be described to have 'put their bitch mits on' (mits being the shortened version of mittens {gloves}).
-This statement is usually also accompanied by the mimed action of putting a pair of gloves on.

"someone just put their bitch mits on!"

"get yer bitch mits on, love!"

"she's certainly got her bitch mits on today!"

by moysha March 6, 2008

catchers mit

A worn out pussy.

I didn't want to stick my dick in that catchers mit!

by Jhova December 5, 2002

mit

An open handed blow made to the face or head intended to intimidate or humiliate rather than harm or maim.

Did you see how that bouncer mitted John when he wouldn't leave the bar...what a bitch!

by Crustycrab August 7, 2006

mits

the meaning for nice shoes

bill:hey bob u got some nice mits there bro
bob: why thank u...nice mits right back at you bill

by themitman August 28, 2011

catchers mit

Nephew to the upper decker the catchers mit may be attained by layering toilet paper extending from one side of the bowl across the water and onto the other side of the bowl forming a soft sturdy pad. Proceed with your normal defecation but cease to flush. You now have a permeating pile for all to enjoy. Most commonly found in road side rest areas.

"OMG! WTF! This is the stalest catchers mit ive ever dealt with!" Dale the janitor.

by Rooster Nugget February 3, 2006

Snatch-mitted

Using one's snatch to catch a hard hit ball with little to no regard to self preservation.

Lesley had the play of the game when she snatch-mitted a line drive down the 3rd base line with little regard for the seam outlined bruising that was sure to follow.

by MoeBigsly July 22, 2013