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Once you’ve proved yourself that you smoke a shit load of weed, then and only then can you can join the “Monster Hits Only Club”. Founding father is Barstools very own El Presidente.
Stoolie: “Lemme join the club El Presidente!”

Pres: “No prove you’re not no pussy ass bitch like Feitelberg’s bitch tit ass. Then I might think about letting you in the MHOC Monster Hits Only Club.”

Stoolie: “Okay dad love you”
MHOC by B3RGY January 31, 2019
Words you can keep
A bunch of gay people playing a British Political Simulation game.
Someone: "Hey have you heard about mhoc?"
Someone 2: "Isn't that where super nerdy gay people sit playing a british political simulation game"
Someone: "Yes!"
Someone: "I passed legislation forcing ID Cards on everyone!"
Someone2: "omg sounds so liberal."
MHOC by QuillzToxic2 November 2, 2018
Related Words
A group of drug using nerds playing a British Political Sim. Nobody cares about them or likes them!
'Hey, wanna join the MHoC, it's a political si-'
'Absolutely not that sounds awful'
MHoC by HeyImRight November 18, 2022

mhocolate 

Da mhocolate yeeee we like that one!
mhocolate by Mhocolate October 27, 2020

Mhocolate 

Danny and adriannes legacy
Da mhocolate yeeee we like that one
Mhocolate by Mhocolate October 27, 2020
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

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Bob: Literally 1984!

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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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