Once you’ve proved yourself that you
smoke a shit load of weed, then and only then can you can join the “
Monster Hits Only Club”. Founding
father is Barstools very own El Presidente.
Stoolie: “Lemme join the club El Presidente!”
Pres: “No prove you’re not no pussy ass bitch
like Feitelberg’s bitch tit
ass. Then I might think about letting you in the MHOC
Monster Hits Only Club.”
Stoolie: “Okay dad love you”